Welcome to the Wooly Institute of Technology where you will learn how to keep it wooly at all times as a fringe practical is suppose to. The goal is to be able to take the most illiterate non scholar and convert them to be able to catch up with the virgin scholars in understanding the way the world works and all the mysteries of the gospel in the shortest amount of time possible.

With the understanding whatever we are wearing on the day of death/ appearance to the judgement seat of Christ, we will be tried in the court of Law for all transgressions committed in the land of the living. The only way to survive and enter the kingdom of heaven is to get our case dismissed for belief in Jesus Christ the author and finisher of our faith.

Every work, idle word, and garment present will be used to prove our faith to get our case dismissed. So if you die in the act of idolatry, clouds of smoke will appear each time you speak and make you cough every few seconds; if in the act of fornication, issue will release from your mouth when speaking causing to wipe every few seconds; if in the act of murder, blood will issue out of your mouth when speaking causing to wipe every few seconds; and if in the act of unclean foods a foul odor of dung will be released each time you speak every few words causing shame.

Imagine how quick your case would be dismissed if you are found watching, wearing a wedding garment, or with a shirt writing which says, I believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God who taketh away the sins of the world. If ye are found abstaining from fornication, idolatry, unclean foods, and violence without a cause your guardian angels would immediately say this name is in the book of life so this case must be dismissed immediately.

If we are found not watching then fear because there will be legions of fallen angels and holy angels ready to testify for each sin they saw us commit which we will then have to prove if we are a believer or not. The case will not be over until the one being judged admits guilt and the sentence executed. For this cause righteousness is used as a witness for belief to dismiss the sins of the past.

Since everyone is not guaranteed 70 or 80 years each night of sleep should be met with wooly preparation as we die daily and charity covereth a multitude of sins. The real winners are those that just want to enter heaven and learn righteousness to know how to repent because everything else will be added as a bonus.

There will be no mid terms or exams in this wooly program only a final exam which may or may not be tomorrow. The only way to evaluate your self is with a pop quiz among fellow believers (bible studies) or those sent to test you and try your faith in the land of the living. To prepare one self, the wooly chronicles will simply explain everything and the footnotes at the bottom of each page will need to be verified to increase faith.

With only the book and chapter it will give the opportunity to learn fun facts from nearby verses although the primary reason is to find out why this scripture was quoted and does it make sense in the way the conversation is being used. Basically if you do not believe this foot note makes sense then you can not quote this scripture on judgement day and so you need to find out why.

Starting with the most passionate subjects the energy gained from emotions (lusts of the flesh) can be used as fuel to do homework and study (fruits of the spirit) causing increased faith. It is best to read the wooly chronicles first to see the whole picture and then begin proving the scriptures to get more clarity (confidence.)

Remember the goal is not to win the case but succeed in getting all the charges dropped to be free to go into heaven. Understanding the nature of color people time, each soul will be judged with their capacity to keep growing and not on speed or location of journey so the only comparison should be with past self and all others are used as tools to help grow but the burden of responsibilities will be on each soul for their judgement and no other soul can give them a pass or condemn them.

They can only pop quiz to encourage them and help them just as they need it too as each man works out his own salvation with fear and trembling.

Operation re population is in full effect. Time to go Genesis.

Get wooly or die trying.